we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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