Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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