The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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