What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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