I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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