of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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