Im at strip club and am horny
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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