Can Purell be used as lube?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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