i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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