Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
operation harelip BJ is a go
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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