Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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