seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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