Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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