i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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