just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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