we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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