i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Randomize
