that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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