some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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