I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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