Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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