I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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