This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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