Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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