I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
