I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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