That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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