Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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