brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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