its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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