I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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