you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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