do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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