don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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