the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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