I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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