nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I need help removing her.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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