On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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