Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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