what if I'm pregnant?
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Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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