What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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