I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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