I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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