Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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