he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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