I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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