i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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