Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Randomize
