Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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