I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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