I bet he comes in French.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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she peed on how many people?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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