How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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