I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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